BeerCritic


Heineken Lager

Style and Glass: lager, pilsener
ABV, Volume & Calories: 5% in 12 fl oz. estimated at 150C
Purchased at: everywhere for $1.00

Aroma: okay, hay, corn.

Visuals: okay packaging, artificial sunlight, yellow, pale, clear, thin white head, no lace.

Taste: unbalanced, little malt, no hops, no strength.

Palate: low quality, smoother texture, light finish.

Overall: not bad, but very much a light beer. sure, it’s a repeat. not a favorite. okay value. no craft.

Advertisements


Rock Art Ridge Runner BWSA

Style and Glass: Barleywine, Snifter
ABV, Volume & Calories: 7.5 % in 22 fl oz. estimated at 400 C
Purchased at: Canal’s Lawrenceville, NJ for $3.29

Aroma: okay, soft, gentle.

Visuals: bad label, bad packaging, ruby, angry, color, clear, thin white head, long lasting lace.

Taste: unbalanced, little malt, no hops, no strength.

Palate: low quality, smooth texture, no finish.

Overall: like water. Hard to believe this is 7% abv, not a repeat, not a favorite, okay value, little craft.



Gubernija Grand 9.5

Style and Glass: Malt Liquor, Lager glass, shaker
ABV, Volume & Calories: 10 % in 12 fl oz. estimated at 200 C
Purchased at: Ewing Discount Liquors for $1.75

Aroma: mostly corn, sweet. 4 out of 10.

Visuals: lowest design, golden, clear, no head, no lace. 2 out of 5.

Taste: sweet, mostly malt, no hops, no strength, no craft. 2 out of 10.

Palate: no quality, no texture, no finish. 1 out of 5.

Overall: bad, no repeat, no favorite, little value, no craft. 5 out of 20.



Orval Trappist

Style and Glass: Trappist; trappist, tulip, tumbler, wine
ABV, Volume & Calories:6.2  % in 11.2 fl oz. estimated at 160 C
Purchased at: Super Saver, Pennington, NJ

Aroma: floral, metallic, banana, hops. 8 out of 10.

Visuals: minimal design, orange, thick, hazy, no head, little lace. 4 out of 5.

Taste: unbalanced, metallic, little malt, no hops, weak strength, bad craft. 6 out of 10.

Palate: low quality, smooth texture, watery finish. 2 out of 5.

Overall: I’m very disappointed. Something’s wrong here — what am I missing about why everyone loves this? Not a repeat, not nearly a favorite, little value, low craft. 12 out of 20.



Brasserie Des Rocs Triple Imperiale

Style and Glass: Belgian Strong; trappist, tulip, tumbler
ABV, Volume & Calories: 10 % in 25.4 fl oz. estimated at 400C
Purchased at: Canal’s Burlington, NJ

Aroma: very nice, cherry, chocolate, wine, sediment, moss. 9 out of 10.

Visuals: Gusher (like all Brasserie Des Rocs). nice label design and packaging, brown, murky, chunky with sediment, thin brown head, sticky lace. 5 out of 5.

Taste: unbalanced, pure malt, syrupy, no hops, low strength, medium craft. 8 out of 10.

Palate: medium quality, smooth texture, short fruity finish. 4 out of 5.

Overall: Very much like iced tea. Alcohol is almost unnoticable, not a repeat, not a favorite, low value, medium craft. 16 out of 20.



Hacker-Pschorr Oktoberfest

RateBeer Rating, Style and Glass: 78, Oktoberfest-Marzen, Lager glass.
ABV, Volume & Calories: 5.8 % in 12 fl oz. estimated at 160 C
Purchased at:Canal’s Lawrenceville, NJ for $1.33 as part of an oktoberfest sampler pre fix six

Aroma: dull, flowery. 7 out of 10.

Visuals: copper, brilliant, white head, fully dissipates, thin light lace. 3 out of 5.

Taste: wheaty, no hops, weak, badly crafted. 4 out of 10.

Palate: low quality, scratchy, quick finish. 2 out of 5.

Overall: Not very good. I will not have it again.  Shameful. 12 out of 20.



Gouden Carolus Classic

RateBeer Rating, Style and Glass: 97, Belgian Strong, Trappist, tulip, tumbler
ABV, Volume & Calories: 8.5 % in 11.2 fl oz. estimated at 200 C
Purchased at: Canal’s Lawrenceville, NJ for $3.50 ($13.99 Belgian sampler)

Aroma: syrupy, sweet, funk, mold. 8 out of 10.

Visuals: clear, deep red, long lasting white head, very lacy. 5 out of 5.

Taste: leather, salt, fruit, apple, no hops, strong. 8 out of 10.

Palate: acrid, plastic, long finish. 4 out of 5.

Overall: Seems like a very good brown ale. I’d have it again, and it’s very good. Well crafted, and the best of the three I tried so far. 17 out of 20.